big ol thing of sexy

My husband

Baby you look like a....... a big ol thing of sexy...

by Herpahepagonnaphill November 12, 2020

Stranger Things Day

Stranger Things Day is on November 6th because that is the day Will went missing. Netflix made this an official holiday (i think lol)

Person 1: I love Stranger Things so much!
Person 2: We should celebrate Stranger Things Day together!

by iamruby November 14, 2020

parking lot things

welcome where hardcore fucking and sucking each others cock also include circle jerk and drinking pee

hey dont speak bout parking lot things

by anonymous November 19, 2020

sure thing

Your Sure Thing/ Sure Person;
someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing

From the song Sure Thing by Miguel

girl 1: i feel like we were destined to be friends

girl 2: i think we’re supposed to be in each other’s lives

girl 1: you’re like my definite person

girl 2. you’re like my Sure Thing

by girlwithacrush November 22, 2020

Orlando Thing

When one who creates chaos amongst others ends up losing the game in which he created.

I’m kind of a big deal in the sales dept. here at “Soulmate’s R Us” but I don’t understand why I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone again. Must be an “Orlando Thing”

by Karma’s Kuming Soon November 25, 2020

An entire thing of butter

The bottom line is that this doesn't really have a definition. It's just what the hell is the name of the container butter comes in?!

I used an entire thing of butter when making that cake.

by The Govenor May 18, 2020

Worst Thing I've Seen All Day

You implore this phrase in multiple applications. For example when something great has happened to you or someone else. Also used if someone does something stupid and you unfortunately had to witness it or hear about it.

Max: Yo I just found out my boy smashed Isabella, worst thing i've seen all day
Pete: Honestly, mans finally got a body

by FloridaManNoBap May 21, 2020