pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry

Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Washed

Someone who is no longer as cool as they used to once be

"Do u remember evie?"

"Yes, I do. I heard she's so washed now."

by Runner49 January 6, 2023

car wash fringe

The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.

When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!

by Kreme De Mentia July 1, 2011

Wallet Washed

When you have no money in your wallet, your wallet is washed of your money.

Friend: want to go to the movies.
You: no, im wallet washed

by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010

weird-washed

when doing weird things becomes your new "normal"

aaiyla: omg suf's so weird-washed

by aaiylaaa January 28, 2021

washed bitch

i person who doesn't come out with their friends anymore and never leaves there house and just sits there jerking off

come on kane dont be a washed bitch

by yew2227 July 10, 2024

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023