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meanie butt

twistan. mean person that is very very very very mean. this person can be a jerk.
You are being a meanie butt because you pinched me and told me to shut up.
by Kellieeeeeeeee March 17, 2008
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Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.
Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.
by Joe mosler September 23, 2009
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poopy butt

a butt with shit smeered on it
by poopy head May 26, 2003
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butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...
My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.
by beckyboo April 7, 2014
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Butt Vulture

Someone who never has cigarettes of their own and lingers among groups of people (usually friends) waiting for them to pull out their cigarettes so he/she can bum one.

It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.
*Person 1 sees Person 2 grabbing a cigarette from his pack*

Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.

Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.

Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.

Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.
by Vyrion November 2, 2009
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butt bombs

When someone’s ass smells and they leave it in a specific area and it smells up the whole place. This usually means they need to shower and clean their ass.
“Bro you have butt bombs right now I would shower
by Butt bomb master 420 June 28, 2020
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butt raper

One who provides the ass fucking.
Oh man I raped you hard. I guess you could say I and a butt raper huh sis
by Not.Even.Asian. April 26, 2016
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