Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

soap slapper

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.

I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!

by Heisenberg308 August 3, 2024

Jibbity Snappers

A phrase used to show anger is the current situation. Similar to "Crap"
A relatively new word

"The Homework was due yesterday." "Oh jibbity snappers"

by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ March 19, 2024

Wing-Snapper

Someone who you'd think would automatically support you but instead, they speak negatively upon you as you're rising and achieving your goals. They can't stand to see you rise above them in life.

I won't even bother asking for his opinion on it because we all know hes a Wing-Snapper.

by Dan-DahSoulman March 23, 2024