September 2nd

September 2nd is national shut up francis day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named francis tells said person to shut up.

"Hey shut up francis!"
"What the fuck man?"
"No hate it's just national shut up francis day. Because it's September 2nd"
"Oh"

by Uegshsgsisvsig12e August 20, 2020

September 2

September 2 is Tell Sophia To Shut Up Day! Grab your friend sophia and tell her to shut up!

Hi Sophia, it’s September 2, you know what that means

by thom.as. August 31, 2020

September 28

On this day we internationally celebrate and cherish Barborka Kameníková. The baddest b*tch and most amazing human being ever born. Most people go blind when they see her, because they simply can’t handle her beauty. On September 28th we celebrate her originality eith hope that more people could be like her.

What day is it tomorrow? Oh, how could you forget! Tommorow is September 28, the day we celebrate Barunka Kameníková.

by D00N1A September 28, 2020

September 22

NATIONAL HUG AND SMILE DAY!
HUG SOMEONE WHO IS FAMILY OR FRIEND.
SMILE AT A PERSON!

<3

Daughter: *hugs mum*
Mum: aww thank you sweetheart *hugs back*
Mum: why did you hug me sweetie?
Daughter: IT’S NATIONAL HUG AND SMILE DAY!
Mum: ohhh

Mum: *smiles at co-worker*
Co-worker: *smiles back*

September 22

by Lilyyylooloo March 31, 2021

September 15

Kiss your crush day😘

You:hey it’s September 15 *kiss*
Crush: -uh ok😳

by sugar...xbabes September 12, 2021

September 17

The actual best day of the entire year?
Why?
ITS MY BIRTHDAY :))

“Guess what day it is!”
“Ummm…September 17?”
“No silly it’s my birthday”
“Um cool but i dont care”
“ima cry now”
“Ok”

by ddlc fan June 16, 2022

Fart/Turd Separator

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.

John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.

by PtotheB March 25, 2008