i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

by SAURCE February 25, 2022

Sand Whore

Derogatory term for Arab prostitutes.

Person 1: hey you see that girl over there, she's hot
Person 2: Oh yeah she's a Sand Whore

by pplayersrock March 3, 2022

sand patrol

A group of two or more people who cancel.

He was on drugs until a sand patrol got him canceled.

by Phoneaddiction105 August 9, 2021

muscle sand

When you want to type "muscles and" but you type it wrong so it becomes "muscle sand."

User 1: Today at the gym, I worked out my muscle sand abs.
User 2: Muscle sand?
User 1: Oh I meant, muscles and abs
User 2: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

by zerosimp6969 June 9, 2021

sands undertable

the sexiest (and laziest) skeleton there is

comes from the hit game undertable by robert fucks

i love sands undertable

by ooferthesubwoofer August 30, 2024

Sand Play

Sand Play is the action where couples will use sand in a sexual context, typically by inserting grains of sand into the partner's urethra with a funnel. This causes the ejaculation to have a grainy texture which is satisfying for those interested in Sand Play. Is it commonly associated with BDSM types of kinks. People who have a Sand Play kink commonly have had issues in the past with childhood trauma involving a sandbox incident.

Hey honey, I think I want to spice up your sex life, how do you feel about Sand Play?

by Faser Flow October 19, 2024

Sand Damming

Creating a hole in the sand before ejaculating into it until it overflows.

Shut it dude I'm Sand Damming

by aislopisfunny December 10, 2024