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open an account

When you want to confide secrets or personal information with someone for the first time and for it to remain confidential. Similar to putting something “into the vault.”
Hey man, I’d like to open an account with you

Sure dude, confide away!
by Dangerous Dante October 2, 2020
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Open horse grave

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
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Opening Night

A game played at swimming pools. Part of the group waits in the pool unsuspectingly, while someone else runs in with water guns and starts shooting cold water at everyone. The resulting shock and surprise ruins everyone's day at the pool.
Johnny and I were swimming when Zoe and Margot ran in and shot ice cold water at us and started a game of Opening Night.
by ksusentinel July 23, 2012
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A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:

We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.
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Open Season

Open Season is Such A Family Guy Rip Off
by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023
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open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.
My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.
by FunGal_in_SoCal July 15, 2011
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Open Meat

A game were you and a group of friends run around away from each other defending your meat with one hand and trying to meat tap (hitting someones meat) another's meat with the other hand. At the end of the designated time whoever has the most meat taps wins and whoever has the reddest meat gets disqualified and then the next round starts and the same thing happens. The game lasts until one person is standing
Person: Hey yo! Open Meat!

Friend: Oh Shoot! He called open meat! You boys better cover up yo meat because i'm coming for it.
by Russwest44 February 5, 2020
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