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Bosnian Flicker Goon

The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 1, 2024
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Dabloon Goons

A group of individuals with high intelectual abilities, increased ability to tolerate drugs, and dabble in LSD on occasion. The gang and when they get together it’s always a great time.
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.
by lukabaum November 2, 2023
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balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
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Goon Term Memory Loss

The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.
"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."
by splooger6000 June 16, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.
How man was your moon gooning session last night?

It was alright, definitely not the best i’ve had.
by JHKnows December 8, 2023
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Goon Flick

To masturbate and finish in a compulsive manner followed with a quick flick of the wrist upon release of bodily fluids.
"Bro ain't no way bro just 360 Goon Flick'd the shit outta me."
by StrawHatMan69 August 11, 2024
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Ghost of the Goon

Any black Dodge Challenger that reminisces Nautica Malone and the events of the Goonicide
by escalivasen March 24, 2025
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