Ethan Choi

Usually marries people named STacey Na but also has flings with other men all the time. Half-korean, half-mongolian inbred of the Obama administration. The crown jewel of the empire but wont admit it. In fact he struggles to speak english and talks like a chimpanzee.

You that nigga ethan choi? Fuck yeah my ballsack.

by iwilldestroyseanroh October 25, 2019

Ethan burns

The guy who got high off of Diet Coke

That kid is such an Ethan burns

by Look at Adams hair cut April 30, 2019

Ethan Syndrome

A medical diagnosis of someone who has these issues within their worthless lives, namely from people who are named "Ethan":

- Narcissism on a phenomenal scale
- Furry-lover
- Ego as large as one's belly
- Refusal of reasonable and sound advice
- Excessively uses racial slurs
- Invented hypocrisy before hypokrites of Greece
- Unable to mature properly, therefore making himself disabled within a functioning society

Alan: Hey, Ethan, you gotta stop your alcohol addiction man, it's getting worse.
Chinese guy named Ethan: Fuck you lah you fucking n***a, I'll pop a cap in your ass and make sure your mother goes to Thailand chee bai!
Alan: Fuck you, Ethan Syndrome motherfucker

by Zxlous August 14, 2021

ethan rodgers

The most amazing person you will ever meet!

me: You are amazing!

Ethan: Tell me something I don't know.

me: JK your an ass!

I love Ethan Rodgers!

by Julianne1714 November 23, 2018

Ethan wacker

The hottest mf on the earth. Super ripped and short and lives in nashville and smart and rich and cool

Greg: “have u met Ethan wacker? He’s so rad dude”
Clint “oh I know right!”

by Simpforethanwacker September 3, 2021

Ethan Haneef

Blacc Boi, Has the BIG GAY, Anime Weeb Lord, ETHAN HANEEF!!!

Jacob - "Bro have you seen the new anime thing?"
John - "Yeah, it sucked."
Jacob - "Don't say that around here, dude!"
John - Why not?"
{Sounds From A Distance} - "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jacob - "Thanks a lot dude'
{ETHAN HANEEF} *Throws Massive Shuriken And Kills Them Both*

by xXJazzMasterXx September 7, 2018

ethan best

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and has a twin call elijah best.

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and who also has a twin called elijah best.

by Jessica hillsom April 2, 2021