When you're on a horse

When you're on a horse.
Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
by oligma February 04, 2022
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I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023
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You're fucking fucked

An exclamation used when an individual informs another as to the dire state of their current existence.

The additional superlative is used when the statement, "you're fucked" does not adequately describe the situation.

The phrase has originated from Australia, circa 20th century.
by DiiWhizDan December 31, 2017
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You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.
"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
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You're stupid

The phrase you say to someone who is stupid.
Guy 1: Women aren't real!
Guy 2: You're stupid.
by MrBoyGuyMan February 12, 2023
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You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*
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You're Singing my Song

What you or someone else might say when you agree with each other.
Jay: "Man I hate society nowadays, everyone is too shallow and obsessed with social media."
Alex: "You're singing my song man, I totally get it..."
by suburban__dictionary April 13, 2023
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