Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.

Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!

by Testeclease January 27, 2023

whales

Another word for fat people. Mostly used as a sign of offensive contact.

My parents are whales.

by bonelesspizza April 13, 2017

Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.

That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

whale

a whale is someone who spends a lot of money on a game

"you're a whale."
"no, i didn't even spend that much??"
"you just spent over $1k on the game..."

by vtm1266 September 9, 2025

Cocky whale

This phrase explaines a person who is really self-confident.

He is a really cocky whale and i hate him for this

by Martina_verte November 19, 2018

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 6, 2018

Whale watching

Watching fat people swim in the water.

I went whale watching at The public pool.

by PASTA WITH GOOD SAUCE June 8, 2021