Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma November 10, 2017
Get the gas tank for a sex machinemug. When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)
Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.
by kangkai da king December 6, 2019
Get the Willy Wonka Squirt Machinemug. someone (particularly men) that would marry someone from another country (who is usually but not always significantly younger) knowingly or without realizing or is in denial that the person they are marrying is using them to get a green card.
by Kinpatsukami December 14, 2010
Get the green card generating machinemug. A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.
"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
by B Mike December 24, 2007
Get the soda machine break upmug. A sex move when someone pisses in the girls vagina during sex, then she bitches about it and he sucks the piss out of her anus. He then procedes to spit it on her face and run away.
Jimmy gave Jane the West Milford Soda Machine yesterday.
That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.
That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.
by Thefatkidisheres February 11, 2010
Get the West Milford Soda Machinemug. The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010
Get the Dirty Ice Cream Machinemug. The act of three people have sex with a man in the middle using his dick to screw one person while he uses a backwards facing strap on to screw the person behind him. He then moves forward and backwards making a human pinball machine.
Bob: Dude I had a threesome last night
Dave: How'd that work out?
Bob: We did the human pinball machine
Dave: Atta boy!
Dave: How'd that work out?
Bob: We did the human pinball machine
Dave: Atta boy!
by Pmoney July 5, 2012
Get the Human pinball machinemug.