Self proclaimed Sexiest man alive and that’s a fact I get hella girls and I have the n word pass and Rhys poo is a retarded bot
by THE GREAT SNOW SAMY August 13, 2021
Get the Sexy Sammug. 
When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.
Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
by Misterstitches November 21, 2019
Get the Getting Sammedmug. Sam Cooke was a really good singer from the early 1950's to the early 1960's. Sam sang many classic 50's and 60's hits including: Bring It On Home To Me, Cupid, Chain Gang, Another Saturday Night, and many more amazing songs. Sadly, on December 11 of 1964, he was shot dead. He was shot in a Hacienda Motel in California by the then manager Bertha Franklin allegedly shot him in self defense. His last words were "Lady, you shot me!" according to Bertha. There is also a theory that his manager Allen Klein had a role in his killing, though there is no evidence supporting this theory. R.I.P king.
by UraniumTexan July 11, 2023
Get the Sam Cookemug. Sam is a mean lad with a tiny pp and no hair he loves spending time with his mommy and eats chocy bars for breakfast
by Ianmoorefanofficial June 28, 2020
Get the Sam Haywoodmug. Bf: “I’m horny”
Gf: “Why?”
Bf: “Because I was thinking of you”
Gf: “Omg really”
Bf: “Yes, i’m horny because of a person named Sam”
Gf: “So you have a sam kink?”
Bf: “Yup”
Gf: “Why?”
Bf: “Because I was thinking of you”
Gf: “Omg really”
Bf: “Yes, i’m horny because of a person named Sam”
Gf: “So you have a sam kink?”
Bf: “Yup”
by yayayyayayayayyayaya September 17, 2023
Get the sam kinkmug.