The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

French Opening

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.

by Christiangirlss June 3, 2017

Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.

Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

Open playboy night

Open playboy night is where you are fucking some ugly chick that and you have an open playboy on their back imagining you're fucking the playgirl you are looking at in the magazine.

It's open playboy night on your back night.

by Pushbutton April 6, 2021

open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.

I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.

by Airloven February 22, 2009

Opener

The first move, action, or introduction that sets the tone for what follows. In music, it is the first song of a show. In gaming, it is the first move in battle. In conversation, it is the first line used to break the ice.

The band’s opener last night had the whole crowd hyped.

by Ash_1101 September 10, 2025