by vibewith.pai January 11, 2017
Get the lock key mug.Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.
The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.
by B52C69007 March 2, 2022
Get the The Keys mug.Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.
The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.
The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.
by MrCush3 December 1, 2016
Get the Keyed mug.An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.
Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023
Get the portal key mug."what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"
"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010
Get the thinking on key mug.i am here to define the word key. If you have a key you can unlock stuff that needs a key, so the key for using a key is unlocking or locking things which need a key, thats the key to using a key.
Robber-"damn i must use a key to get inside this building"
owner-"i have the key so the key for getting inside the building is t..idk wtf im talking about just let me post this
owner-"i have the key so the key for getting inside the building is t..idk wtf im talking about just let me post this
by joodicles October 7, 2022
Get the key mug.A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.
by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025
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