mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

by jay tayman September 12, 2011

Mud Pup

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. It's when you stick your erected penis into her anal cavity while she is taking a wicked dump; you're penis will normally come out stained brown with her own shit

"Dude, did you get laid with Harmony? "

Kid: "yeah, but my dick came out a mud pup when I did anal with her."
"Damn bro that's pretty gnar"

by AlGoregasm March 04, 2015

Pulling mud

When you jack off a dehydrated guy, and his cum comes out thick.

I was so dehydrated and tired my girl was pulling mud out of me.

by Iwillshootyouintheass April 03, 2022

mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017

mud tie

Basically, you lay a big steaming poo on someone's chest in the formation of a tie...

harriet: what shall i wear tonight?

edd: how about a mud tie..?

by bumcornonthecob April 12, 2009

Bloody mud

As your eating a girls ass just light a fire cracker and slip it in.Then watch bloody shit ooze out.

Hey,you know that bitch stacey made her get some bloody mud last night.It was fucking all over like a new coat of paint on the wall

by The danish’s plate May 11, 2019

Mud Diving

Forming a hole in the mud filling it with water and having intercourse with it.

Let's grab the waterhose head out back and go Mud Diving

by Mjb02 May 14, 2018