Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024

Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry

You have a delicious morning pastry

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.

John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS

by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

After morning

Refers to a tile period that or right before lunch (typically noon) or before that (usually 10:50AM to 12:00PM

Good after morning Jimmy. Ready for lunch?

by thebombasticsideye March 22, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018