Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

to letter her

when while having sex you lick her ass, put a stamp on her pelvis, and stuck your dick in her anus.

I am going to letter her tonight.

by The ultimate Baron February 12, 2021

Kitty Litter

You are shit in a game ..

Bro, you are kitty litter.

by GGG2 May 5, 2021

Kitty Litter

You are trash at a game...

You are kitty litter at call of duty

by GGG2 May 5, 2021

Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.

Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.

by Americon187 July 24, 2021

Spanish letters

Reading something innocent believing that it is an euphemism.

My friend said he has a friend called Titi, I thought he was calling him penis in Filipino, but it was only Spanish letters.

by PMXerinda July 30, 2021

THE LÜFTER

Fucking weirdo

Guy1: hey do you know Joel?
Guy2: yeah he is such a THE LÜFTER

by Jojogamer November 13, 2021