This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”
Or
Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
Or
Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022
Get the white Christmas logmug. by ipat8 February 16, 2024
Get the A Log Just Hit the Fire Doormug. In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 2, 2017
Get the punky logmug. Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life
That U-Log is a such an idiot!
by horsecock123 December 1, 2009
Get the U-Logmug. by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023
Get the logging into my zoommug. Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.
by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021
Get the Loggedmug. by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015
Get the cooking the logmug.