I love this video, it's so cute and sweet

A sympathy comment for really bad videos on youtube. If there's a poorly done video that's been up for a while with no likes and no comments, some people will copy & paste "I love this video, it's so cute and sweet" just to make the video's creator feel better.

Video Maker: "Hey, look, someone finally commented on my video!"

Comment: I love this video, it's so cute and sweet

Friend: "Uh...dude, that video must be really lame..."

by WolfPatronus June 8, 2011

that's not what I asked

The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."

This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.

James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)

by dopplemire November 8, 2010

I can't believe it's not butter!

A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.

<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.

by potatoninja August 27, 2015

I ain't nobody's bitch

You're not someone's bitch, duh

So what , you're their bitch now?

I ain't nobody's bitch

- Daryl Dixon

by Black Tanooki April 24, 2018

S.U.G.I

To S.U.G.I is to 'Slowly Undertake with Grievance and Irritation' and refers to the practice of hanging out, over deliberating or putting off a job.

Person1: "Have you looked into this yet?"
Person2: "No, im going to s.u.g.i it."

by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

by Devon112 June 23, 2019

Let's just say I wasn't mad about it

This is a statement made to indicate a situation a person doesn't want to just come out and say they enjoyed.

Something unexpected or unusual that the person in question wants to share with the group and when questioned on it; rather than give a straight answer, they say "well let's just say i wasn't mad about it".

Jeff: So last night maren came over and wanted to all of the sudden hook up so we made out for a while and she went home.

Beck: so how was it, that was a nice little nugget for the night?

Jeff: Let's just say I wasn't mad about it

by Randoni April 6, 2009