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Gooning

Another word for Masturbating. Usually used when someone is fapping.
gooner:i love gooning to amy rose
gooner2:hot
by IConsumeFutanaris February 27, 2023
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Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 5, 2024
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Goon Bubbler

A Goon Bubbler can refer to any person who "goon bubbles", the act of "goon bubbling" is being so aroused in any scenario where bubbles start popping out of your dick.

Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.

A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.

If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Person 1: "Eww look at that guy. I heard his name is Nathan... my friend told me that Nathan is a GOON BUBBLER"

Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
by CyberPanda1670 May 16, 2025
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gilbert goons

A group of teenagers in Gilbert Arizona that are a self proclaimed porn addicted violent gang. Gilbert is the city they’re from and Goons is a word commonly used to identify with extreme porn addiction.
Look at those Gilbert Goons at In N Out Burger! I hear they’re highly addicted to porn.
by ofifusudj January 1, 2024
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Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.
Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)
by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024
mugGet the Pokedex Gooningmug.

Flicker gooning

The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.
Last night larsson Micheal Jarvis was flicker gooning so hard he is no longer with us
by RealRibby May 24, 2024
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Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk
- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu
by Hellsercon March 29, 2025
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