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tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus
dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

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by voodles1 September 16, 2018
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Yah know DAT shi+ dank

*Dab*
Yah know DAT shi+ dank is not available now. This is used when describing a holy spirit of

👌danknes👌
by Emily pp September 23, 2018
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DANK MEME

It's a meme

But it's really dank
Thanos rides in Thanos car dadada. its dank memez
by Thanos car will not die September 25, 2018
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Dank

A word to describe the best kind of meme, the dank kind of course.
“Bruh, did you see that dank meme last night?”
by Backseat Boss October 2, 2018
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Dank

Dank is a word used by young people . It means Funny or weird or LIT
That face was so dank I was laughing for 1 hour
by Her.op May 29, 2018
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Dank memes

Man! These are some dank memes!
by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018
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You've been danked!

The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the

prankster.
Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't

the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."

YOU'VE BEEN DANKED

Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!

Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!

Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!

A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!

Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!

Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!

Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!

Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
by You've been danked! June 2, 2018
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