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Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
by Church Wexler May 3, 2025
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Seventh-cousin-four-times-removed (7C4R).
My seventh-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.
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cousin-nibling

First cousin's child.
My cousin-nibling is a good person.
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co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's cousin's spouse.
co-cousin-in-law.
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ur cousin be fussin

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)
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My sesqui-cousin-nephew is a good boy.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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