Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

Pozzie spot

A parking spot practically next to the entrance of your destination

Oh fuck snagged us a pozzie spot

by Ackhax October 18, 2019

Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help

Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023

Water spots

Water spots occur when you wash your cars windshield with hard water.. or something , and don't squeegee it off. Its similar to seman spots on a black shirt.

Dude, you got water spots on your windshield..... just like I left your mom last night after the funeral.

by Dammit tim twice October 20, 2019

rockford spot

Parking your car in the perfect parking space.

When I went to the store I parked in a Rockford Spot.

by SchaiDog April 20, 2016

On spot

Right here, now.

Example 1

Person 1: Dude I smoked 17 cigarettes today.
Person 2: Yo you about to get cancer On Spot!
Example 2

Person 1: Bro you got the money?
Person 2: Yeah i got the money On Spot.

by kyaarlis June 12, 2018

Tradie spots

When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online

That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023