meanie butt

twistan. mean person that is very very very very mean. this person can be a jerk.

You are being a meanie butt because you pinched me and told me to shut up.

by Kellieeeeeeeee March 17, 2008

Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.

Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.

by Joe mosler September 23, 2009

poopy butt

a butt with shit smeered on it

i forgot to wipe my ass

by poopy head May 26, 2003

Nusted Butt

When your giving it to her up the bootyhole and you cum then pull out and what looks like a pink sock comes out and drools light brown liquid
Also can be used to reference a persons looks

1.Anne: Aww Jim You gave me a Nusted Butt!!

Jim: *Gag* ANNE WHAT IN THE FUCK!!

2. Person 1:Yo you didnt go home with that chick last night did you?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: ahhh dude!!!! she looked like a "Nusted Butt"!

Anne: Well you did it Jim Jeez!

by ArronNight December 12, 2019

butt minion

A person who seeks validation and approval with people of authority to benefit themselves financially or to gain status.

Our boss has aquired several more butt minions in the office since it's close to evaluation time.

by Navi67 March 24, 2010

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010