December 26

December 25 is the day of Christmas or your parents give you gifts or you give your children gifts so on December 26 is a day where you have to give your parents gifts because your parents worked hard on your gifts so now you have to buy your mom and dad gift doesn’t matter if it is homemade or store-bought

The only thing good my mom bought me was a pair socks that’s the worst present, but now I can get my mom an even worst gift on December 26

by Mr. know it all knowledge October 27, 2020

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September 26

On September 26, we will honor Shitass. Shitass is not the fucking best speedrunner and he shits and he shows his ass.

Hey Shitass! Wanna honor you on September 26?

by ST0RAGE November 6, 2020

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October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

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December 26

NATIONAL NATASHA DAY!!! This is the day when everyone worships Natasha because tis the day she was born. On this day we must all do what Natasha says and give her many gifts. Natasha is the best person ever so we must do her holiday justice.

Zoe: Omg!! What are you doing on December 26?

Stupid person: What’s december 26?

Zoe: you don’t know??? It’s national Natasha day!

by Potato head jr November 18, 2020

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