tiger woods

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.
Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.
by QuacksO June 3, 2023
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saber-toothed tiger

A hot woman who is older than a cougar.
Teddy's gradma is a saber-toothed tiger!
by Tino Orbaega February 7, 2019
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But he said *rawr* so clearly he's a tiger.
Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
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Tiger Stripes

The term “tiger stripes” refers to the scars made due to self-harm. Self-harm colors are known as orange and black like a tiger to back this up.
My mom walked in on me changing and saw my tiger stripes the other day!
by CaspianTaylor November 3, 2022
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tiger pit list

The opposite of a bucket list. A number of experiences or achievements that a person hopes never to have or achieve during their lifetime.
"Getting genital herpes is the first thing on my tiger pit list"
by The One True Morty July 14, 2017
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Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.
Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019
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Tiger Bitch

Tiger Bitch is a girl that while having sex cowgirl style bounces up and down with maximum velocity.
"My new girlfriend is a Tiger Bitch, I can hardly contain myself once she starts!"
by Itain'tObeeezy January 23, 2025
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