Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.
Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024

A super big ole' kid. Physically they must be much larger than they should be for their age. They also must have "Big kid" energy meaning they are dominating.
by BigChungus100 October 27, 2020

by ambi_ April 7, 2020

by Mustard Panda September 28, 2018

by MarcellusW September 22, 2023

A sexist, right-wing, AfD-voting person who despises everything and everyone who does not represent his old-fashioned "traditional" views.
Nils: "Have you heard that Thea is asexual and identifies as they/them."
Patrick: "What a nonsense, all made up. In the old days that wouldn't have existed."
Nils: "You are such a Big P!"
Patrick: "What a nonsense, all made up. In the old days that wouldn't have existed."
Nils: "You are such a Big P!"
by jaiq345235 May 1, 2022

by Realrkiller June 17, 2022
