Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b

Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b

by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023

man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.

I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!

by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014

main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.

Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017

One man cut

When your cutting up in traffic and the lead car makes a cut that no one else can follow

The gap closed, that’s a one man cut

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

Zombie man (Bob)

crusty old guy waiting for his grave to be dug, good friends with robbo, rips ass alot and tells you to get out of the doorway. salutes to random children making you his next victim

Connor, Angus, Jake and Elijah : Hi zombie man! (or) Hey bob!
Zombie man (bob) : Hey boyss! *salutes crustilly*

by FatGronk2 April 8, 2021

I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)

person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"

by 42621051 January 5, 2024

Oh Yikers Man

An expression used to indicate that something went wrong, usually in a conversation or awkward situation. It’s often said when someone says or does something embarrassing, uncomfortable, or unexpected. Similar to “yikes” or “oof,” but with extra emphasis and humor.

Person A: I tripped on the hive stairs (commons stairs) and everyone saw it

Person B: Oh Yikers Man

by BAVGA October 30, 2025