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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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PoopPuke&Die

A severe stomach condition where one feels nauseous and has it cummin outta both ends.
See blowout.

It looks like and sounded like someone cleaned PoopPuke&Die off the windows.
by PineappleJuice March 30, 2015
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die-rection

the act of being erect while dead; dying during sex
sadly mark passed away last week and he got a die-rection
by harold g. July 21, 2022
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die

you die
by Indominus67 January 31, 2020
mugGet the diemug.

die

What you want to do right now.
by 0W0_69 July 25, 2019
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