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big bruh tower

He sucked me off last night. He really is a big bruh tower.
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texas eiffel tower

Two guys spit roast someone and then a fourth person gets on the back of the person being spit roasted. They grab onto someones hair and swing their other hand in the air like a lasso.
Dude1: we should Texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!
by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024
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Texas eiffel tower

When 2 dudes spit roast someone and a third person rides the person being spit roasted like a cowboy. They hold the person's hair and swing their other arm like a lasso.
Dude1: let's texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!
by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024
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The lady of the tower

The lady of the tower is a villainous fictional character. Her rise near the kingdom of Skylands, as her story tells, is that she lived in a tall tower that beheld all evil in the world. Soon enough, she manages to climb her way into the kingdom and becomes the tyrant that rules over all. Her conquests and destructions bring chaos to the world, and her fate is ultimately sealed and marked by sorrow as she's turned to stone by the god of justice. Her statue is said to be cursed, and anyone who touches it will be driven into madness. The lady of the tower is an interesting character as she begins from nothing and manages to gain everything just for it to be stripped away from her.
have you heard the story about The lady of the tower?
by W31RD December 28, 2024
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Casanova of gryffindor tower

A: isn't the Casanova of gryffindor tower remus lupin
B: no its mary macdonald
C: shes a maneater
B: im no man but i'd let her eat me
Insert lunch by billie eilish
MARY MACDONALD THE WOMAN YOU ARE
by Reggielovesswimming January 15, 2025
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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.
“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.
"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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