square-pancakes

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.

person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*

by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021

Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 3, 2021

Square

law abiding / conformist

He's too "square" to come party , and hang out with all of us weirdo, freaks.

by Knuckleduzter January 28, 2016

Love Square

One girl likes one guy but she’s dating a guy, she does like that guy but it’s just two boys ugh. One can’t know and the other has to. And then there’s another one flirting with you. ITS LIKE WHAT THE?!?!

I love him, but I’m dating him, and this random dude is flirting with me, I’m in a love square.

by Fhejsjejtncjfj May 19, 2019

skene square school

Worst primary school in Aberdeen
the teachers are weird
lots of children report getting inappropriately touched by the teachers
miss innes and miss Findley are a pair of cocksuckers

don't send your children to skene square school

by pillowws April 14, 2022

The square root of pi

it is not pi

person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi

by minecart November 20, 2021

Square

1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

2. A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures.

Eric Lasley is such a fucking square

by Yournom July 14, 2017