Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024

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Redneck bidet

When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass

The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend

by It's average sized August 3, 2024

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Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.

Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.

by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024

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Redneck sterilization

The act of pissing on a high voltage electric fence

Friend of mine pissed on a live wire fence. High voltage ran up the stream and he got redneck sterilization

by Jimmy Torres October 19, 2025

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Any person(s) who repair or build functional lasting items from or by unconventional means due to not having disposable money or needed materials at hand. While skin color alone doesn't determine if a person is one or not, setting definitely might. Most rednecks indeed do live in the southern portion of the US, however most are labeled without context or true understanding.

"Mike is a real redneck, he built an irrigation system out of plastic jugs"

by Beam626 November 29, 2025

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