secondhand lovers

A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.

My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.

by supernovasandbrains February 22, 2019

lover on a leash

The term, lover on a leash, describes when someone loves another, but that one person only wants something other than love, only keeping that person around for when they need them occasionally.

I can't be your lover on a leash, the kiss that you dont need.

by Kenz.wags January 28, 2025

Manbun Lover

People who lips people who have manbuns, they usually have disconcordant coastline hairlines.

Person 1 "yo Simmy, I notice u have a manbun, I'm a manbun lover"

Person 2 "ye I do, I notice you have a disconcordant coastline"

'they proceed to lips'

by SirAlfordsheadboy June 5, 2023

Lover

Someone that loves you for you and is very honest,kind, and funny to be around someone that you woupd want to be with for the rest of your life
Sophia and kai are lovers

They look great together they must be lovers

Lover

by you’re loved honey May 31, 2022

goth chick lover

jacob is a goth chick lover

jacob is a goth chick lover

by anonymous June 12, 2022

Sand lover

A racial slur often used to describe an immigrant from a middle east who has emigrated to western world just to whine about how great his formal country was.

(Person 1) : What do you think about that new guy Mustafa?

(Person 2) : Bro I hate him, he is such a sand lover, if his country was so great why doesnt he stop taking his government benefits and return back to Tatooine?
(Person 1) : Yeah man, Europe would be a better place without him

by Brkodestroyer.v.2. October 28, 2023

Cousin lover

Someone who bangs their cousin and potentially loves them and eventually has inbred children. Has no care in the world If the children come out severely imbred

Is your name Cody? Ohhhhh aka the cousin lover

by Mackmama_8 March 28, 2025