by I just saved you December 14, 2022
Get the I want to die mug.something someone who is thinking or is on the verge of suicide. it is never good to hear these words. if you hear someone say this, please reach out to them and continue to until you’re positive that this feeling has passed. i’m not the most mentally stable person ever, i think about this word(sentence) a lot.. but it’s never good to hear this and then blow it off like they were joking. get serious for a moment even if they are joking. sometimes the truth lies behind the joke.
me: i want to die
him: i dont like hearing those words
me: i’m sorry
him: i just don’t know how to respond
him: i dont like hearing those words
me: i’m sorry
him: i just don’t know how to respond
by takecarelostsouls January 6, 2023
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person 1: why cant i do my homework
person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework
person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework
by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023
Get the i need to do my homework mug.A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 21, 2023
Get the Dumb Ways to Die mug.by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023
Get the I need to do wee wee mug.Person one: “have you read The first to die at the end?”
Person two: “no I haven’t, should I?”
Person: “If you want to be screaming crying, then yes you should read the first to die at the end”
Person two: “no I haven’t, should I?”
Person: “If you want to be screaming crying, then yes you should read the first to die at the end”
by Doopndoo December 31, 2023
Get the the first to die at the end mug.Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.
In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.
Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?
In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.
Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?
by Dave1256 March 7, 2024
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