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The Sticky Lumberjack

Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.
"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"
by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010
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Mickey sticky

When you can't find anything to watch to set the mood for you and your partner so u turn on Micky Mouse Clubhouse and fuck the dogshit out each other.
"what about 50 shades of grey?"

"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"

"ok baby"
by Cuba Johnson June 11, 2016
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Swick

A modern combination of the words "sweet" and "sick" meant to signify everyday things are "ill" or "gully." Available sources indicate this word came into usage in the suburbs north of Boston, MA and is slowly spreading west.
Dude did you hear that swick new MIA track? It's wicked awesome, no doubt.
by Jimmy Pilgrim March 8, 2009
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Sticky Bitches

The type of girls who wear so much make-up, that you could literally go up to them, smack a piece of paper to their cheek, and it would stick after you let go.
"Hey man, give me a piece of paper and I'll go show one of those sticky bitches how much make-up they're REALLY wearing."
by YouShouldGoTakeAShower November 3, 2011
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powdery sticky rain

1)The weather said we're supposed to get powdery sticky rain showers next Thursday.

2) I call snow "powdery sticky rain" in the off-season because in my mind, snow only falls in the wintertime. In the other seasons, it's not supposed to be here, so I call it that.
by Karen Stickney December 24, 2008
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dirty sticky

When you cover someone's shit in honey and shove it back in them
Bro I can't wait to give a dirty sticky to my girlfriend
by Bubbs41 August 3, 2017
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