by CraxyDave#8745 May 17, 2022
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 06, 2025
The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
by igm30001 January 25, 2017
by Fatrick Bateman February 13, 2022
Oh yes rainbow six...
The game i jump on when i wanna get it up the bum by some no life having cunt.
The game i jump on when i wanna get it up the bum by some no life having cunt.
Me: hey wanna play r6?
My totaly real gf(im lonley😭): go fuck yerself ya cheekey cunt! Id rather suck my dads cock than play rainbow six seige!
My totaly real gf(im lonley😭): go fuck yerself ya cheekey cunt! Id rather suck my dads cock than play rainbow six seige!
by GoatSmeg69 January 08, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 26, 2025
by Six Flags Maryland July 31, 2016