by morisOAK March 21, 2025
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A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
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when theres a group of 5 friends who act very brash in a public community server like they own the place, being usually unfriendly to anyone trying to participate from the outside even though it is publicly accessible.
the types of people you find in the server are people who are seemingly nice and accepting of everyone, but as soon as one negative thing goes into their place, they immediately activate protocol safespace where they attempt to bully you with the worst insults i have ever seen just to somehow win the arguments like a bunch of seething losers even though this is the internet and having a public server is just asking for trouble. an example of a few of these insults would be like insults commonly used on twitter or tiktok.
the types of people you find in the server are people who are seemingly nice and accepting of everyone, but as soon as one negative thing goes into their place, they immediately activate protocol safespace where they attempt to bully you with the worst insults i have ever seen just to somehow win the arguments like a bunch of seething losers even though this is the internet and having a public server is just asking for trouble. an example of a few of these insults would be like insults commonly used on twitter or tiktok.
by boomboomdajoomjoom December 31, 2021
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Get the Sunrise | Blox Fruits Trading Server mug.A discord server ran by Minuteman (very short) and Goldy (likes crystals).
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.
Hey man, are you joining the gartic event in Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server later tonight?
No way man! Cris is there!
No way man! Cris is there!
by retekt August 3, 2024
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