alcoholic retard

people who only become retarded when they're drunk

Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard

by YAY12345 October 19, 2010

Half Way Retarded

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.

"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"

by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018

Retard Rap

a really stupid ass freestyle

That wasn't tight nigga that was a stright up retard rap son

by Radio December 12, 2003

retarded monkey

When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.

yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny

by the urban master March 12, 2009

Retardalicious

Deliciously retarded.

If there was ever good time to use the word "retardalicious", now would be it.

by ErinDaChocobo September 4, 2006

REGARDLESS

name of a stupid t - shirt that nobody knows the meaning of and it's worn by people who make stupid ass bets to their friends to wear a REGARDLESS shirt everyday for a whole school year and because those people buy it in every color like a pack of damn skittles, school administrators question whether or not those kids are in gangs.

kids at fleming island who wear a shirt with the word REGARDLESS on it

by mafiaprincess March 17, 2011