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Polish donut

A piece of toast baked with mashed sausage on top, glazed with the semen of a Polish man.
The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”
by Dizzaster June 25, 2021
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Polish tap

To hit or bang something that isn’t working correctly in order to make it function properly. Typically a mechanical or electrical device.
The TV wasn’t working right so I gave it a good ol’ Polish tap, and it started working again!
by Azz3879 July 18, 2021
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Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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Polish Freckle

Is that a Polish Freckle? Who taught you how to wipe?
by Pseudodymrod September 7, 2021
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polish confetti

The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.
by Flabaristic October 19, 2021
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Polish Turkey

The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.
Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021
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