awkward white person smile

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you or when a situation isn't the best. that is the awkward white person smile.

Son: I got a D
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile

by spaceowel May 12, 2021

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

Throw a tall person month

October is throw a stupid shithead (Over 5'6) across the globe month

Hey do you know what month it is? It's throw a tall person month.
please don't hurt me!

by Swaggydaddy96 October 13, 2021

straightest gay person

A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

Hi random person

a word which makes no sense at all.

HI random person is murdering their friend

by hello person I do NO February 28, 2022

Kick a short person day

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th

It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*

by Wake up child April 30, 2022