Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 04, 2010

Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)

Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021

Florida Puppy

A baby alligator taken as a put

John adopted a Florida Puppy

by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021

puppy digger

A person that dates others for their puppies, much like a gold digger, except not interested in the partners money, or partner, just their puppy

'James just got a new puppy, I wonder how long it will take Corinne to start dating him, she's such a puppy digger'

by Chasethenapper November 15, 2017

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 August 01, 2022

raw puppy

When you raw dog an underage girl

"yo i raw dogged that girl so hard last night"
"bro...she's 17... you raw puppy'd her"

by haterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz June 26, 2019

My puppy

A woman or man that keeps coming back you know matter how you treat them

She’s my puppy. She caught me cheating and still came back

by MsPeaches June 23, 2021