your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

by K3ngeL3ng1 June 30, 2020

your mum

she be a fine lookin person like dayum

can i see your mums ass cheeks

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

MuM

MuM;
Methed-Up-Moron
MumHead
MumTime - time to methup or methout
Mumedup - tweaking hard
Mummers - group of MumHeads tweaking hard
MumNuts - nickname
MumDum - nickname
MumBasket - Going to die from doing meth
Mummed Out - coming down from days of meth - possibly sleeping

Don't be a Mumhead!
He's mummed out.
These mummers are everywhere
I'll pick up MumDum
MumNuts is an idiot
Me was mumedup and got a bad batch, sent him to the MumBasket
That was his last MumTime

by MarzW4 June 4, 2021

ur mum

ur mum is often used by a British person. Also is often used as A JOKE or a INSULT

person 1: what time is it ?
person two: time to fuck ur mum

person 1: ur clapped

person 2: I was making clapping noises with ur mum last night shut up fam

by Isuzu k January 12, 2022

YOUR MUM

SO MOTHERFUCKING BIG TITS

Hello there handsome girl
OMG ITS YOUR MUM! SHE IS SO SEXXXXYYYYYYYXYXYXYX

by Mano132 December 13, 2021

Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

YA MUM

Something you say when you see a British roadman

Roadman "Ayo where you from g"
Person "YA MUM"
Roadman "Ahhh i know where that is"

by Nasher1435 September 20, 2021