Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".
by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023
by ShawtyLikeAmelody June 14, 2020
Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin
by SivertAWitch October 18, 2019
That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.
by Yo_momma_gay_asf July 11, 2019
That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.
by Yo_momma_gay_asf July 11, 2019
Get Martin Luthered you h*ckin boi!
by Sencic April 18, 2018
When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.
by R6PTOR April 26, 2025