Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years
I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
by Lyncity07 October 05, 2021
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Paolo Martin

He cooks delicious meals for his loved ones. He is very jolly and he is a positive thinker.
He is charismatic and likes to tell jokes.

He is a dancer and a baller!!
When he discovers new passion, he really pushes himself to do it.
He has a girlfriend named Ariane Rose who loves him deeply and enjoys their time together, “always!”
Paolo Martin is the bomb!
Paolo Martin is the best!
by isarjs August 24, 2020
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Conner Martin

A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.

He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
Omg he’s just like Conner Martin
by Anonbeef1298 May 10, 2020
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Martined

When something is damaged or broken beyond repair.

The term is derived after a guy called Martin over zealously broke another guys gate and it was posted on the little known social media platform Facebook.
As used in context...

Ahh he just completely Martined the gate.

This car won't start, it's Martined up
by October 03, 2021
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Martined

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night
by Martingetspegged January 07, 2023
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