Secure-a-load

To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.

"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."

by DimReflectionofloyalty&Love July 14, 2024

Slut loading

Slut loading

Slut loading is When one loads an oversized machine on ones jcb fast track makes the tyres shit

by Whats your mates name August 13, 2018

Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy

She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.

by mbmikey February 22, 2022

Load Strike

When a man refuses to give up his semen as a result of his partners, refusal to fulfill their seminal duties.

James, I can't give you my load, I have to go kill people. Well Jason, I'm going on Load Strike.

by Cheeto Voldermort March 12, 2017

Carbo-load

When you have too many carbs in one meal.. Overloading on carbs.
Carbo load

Carboload
Carb-o-load

Amy: What did you have for dinner?
Nathan: I have chicken, chips, rice and mashed potatoes.
Amy: Wowwww Carbo-load!!

by GhettoAmbz June 17, 2016

Baja Load

When you back your truck into the water to get your jetski directly from the bed of your truck into the water.

Bob tried to Baja load his jetski but he backed his truck in too far and it sunk into the bay.

by Baja Joe April 18, 2009

dainty load

When you gently cum an enormous amount of ample semen onto the surface of a woman's bosom and or facial region.

God damn, the slow release of that dainty load had me coming and bouncing on my boy's dick for hours bouncing on my boy's dick for hours.

by SugarBoogersEatMyDeliciousBoog October 01, 2022