dutch pie

It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets
Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.
by Richard Deckard December 29, 2016
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Dutch-Conversation

To have sex with a completely random stranger in the bed of another persons - ie: staying at a host house, going out on the townpicking up, bringing them back to your friends house and F**King them in your hosts bed.
On holiday in Surfers Paradise, met this chick… took her back to my couchsurfing hosts place for some Dutch-Conversation
by Gigillypuff July 03, 2014
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Going dutch

Going dutch means "to split a bill"

So lets say you go to a restaurant and have to pay $100 for your meal with 2 person's , you can choose to go dutch and both have to pay $50

Going dutch is originated from the Dutch people and culture , the dutch people are known for there greediness
Hey i can afford the whole meal for both of us , wanna go dutch?

Sure , i like going dutch
by BASED-MAGA2024 September 30, 2021
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Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks
During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.
by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015
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Dutch Sauna

To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.
My dad gave me a Dutch Sauna yesterday.
by Snowman 50522 June 04, 2018
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Dutch Lovin'

When two gaseous lovers seal the bed blankets over them, let loose the winds of time in the ultimate Dutch oven experience, and proceed to make love while engulfed in their own fortress of flatulence.
Dude, Tanya and I ate so much pizza and Taco Bell yesterday...my eyes watered for two whole days from the crazy dutch lovin' expertience we had afterwards.
by Dirt Nap Ninja June 17, 2017
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Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.
by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022
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