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Hockey Goalie

The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.
Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.
by DeltaMP07 February 11, 2022
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Honey mask

Where a woman denies or suppresses aspects of her character to snag a partner. Most likely a fella
Are you being honey trapped? No but I’m thinking I might be being honey masked
by Ushkothebear August 24, 2022
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Honeybun

Hood term for $100k, which is also referred to as 100 Bandz / Bands; i.e. A Hundred Bandz. That phrase is then abbreviated to “Honeybun.”
I just spent a honeybun on a new chain.
by RMR Sav April 17, 2023
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honey twink

When you make somebody a Twinkie and a honey bun all in one session they become your little honey twink.
You can either be a Twinkie or a honey bun and if you don't pick imma make you my little honey twink
by KJ and TT July 31, 2023
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Young Honey

A group of females who are described as "up on their shit" including being beautiful and/or sexy, smart,EXPENSIVE,and have each others back no matter what.most importantly young honey girls love each other.!
Somone and her girls are Young Honey
by MONii(: June 17, 2010
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Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
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