Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"

by rman1201 February 4, 2010

Be history

used to indicate imminent departure, dismissal, or death

"an inch either way and you'd be history"

by Arminkshipper June 14, 2025

Canada's History

The sexual act of shoving a moose antler up the anus of one's sexual partner by using maple syrup as a lubricant. Also, you wear the Stanley Cup as a hat.

OMG was that Canada's History

by modnarrandom February 4, 2010

CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY

Jatavia Shakara Johnson known as American Hip-Hop artist (JT) met R&B Singer-songwriter Marcus Hugh Jackman professionally known as Marcus .J after both were released from jail. Before welcoming their exclusive relationship to the world in December 2022. However, reports of marijuana drug use hit the internet media in the late 2000s, and the couple than agreed to avoid reaching the media privately.

A "City Girls JT" Always talks about her new relationship with "Marcus .J" on Twitter CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY

by Alabama Groves December 18, 2022

history

a chronicle written by the winners of a conflict documenting the many ways why it's justified what the losers got

It's only a war crime if you lose, history should make that clear.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.

by Kooyle April 13, 2021

Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010

AP World History

Everyday you walk into this class, your wrists will magically slit themselves. Many people recommend this class to people such as Hitler and Stalin, as it's such a fun class. This class will for sure fill up your notes app with suicide notes, sometimes you'll even print them out just incase you go vertical on your wrists. Don't forget the slew of work that's comes out faster than you can cry, don't worry though there's no time to cry. You'll find yourself staying up all night long just to avoid this slop of a class. Many people ask what you'll learn, simply tell them you learned how to write a suicide note in 45 minutes while answering the prompt.

Student 1: Hey I just signed up for AP World History!

Student 2: I have taken AP World History!

Student 1: What's it like?
Student 2: Grab a rusty razer and chew on it until you get tetanus

Student 1: What

by Thatuhpersonhahahaha April 7, 2025