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Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms
Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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Moon Gooning

When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.
by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023
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Filthy goon

A person that nobody likes, they probably smell really bad too. They ask the stupidest questions and they're incredibly annoying. Not someone you want to hang out with.
That kid is such a filthy goon.

He's the filthiest of goons.
by 6969 July 18, 2016
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goon-show

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap
My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game
by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025
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Goon

A verb, which is the action of masturbating up until the moment of ejaculation, pausing beforehand, and then continuing to masturbate. Rinse and repeat. This is synonymous with edging.
Friend 1: Hey let's goon together!
Friend 2: Are you sure? I haven't decked out my goon cave yet.
Friend 1: No worries bro.
by light_fxture October 24, 2023
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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."
by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024
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Moon gooning

The art of wearing a bison skull/ elk intestines and gaping your asshole towards a full moon
I’m gonna go moon gooning tonight.
by Chief gape November 19, 2023
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